All Ye Normal People! Decode This...

Yes, I said normal people because DOING is now a normal thing. Everybody does or do the DOING act. I always say gone at the days of abstinence o! This generation DOING is the normal dance.

I don't think we can find a relationship where the couples don't DO. It has even transcended to the churches now.
Head of Ushers abi Usher leader would do paper bag marriage(cohabitation) with choir mistress for years and yet every sunday they would dress together and go to church. The babe go climb altar to lead praise and worship. Baba God sha dey very very merciful. How dey wan deny say they never DO all the nights that they slept together.

Make I gist una the story of one babe when I know for Abraka. Her and her boyfriend are both workers in church. They would fire and scatter their room from Monday to Friday, then on Saturday they won't fire/DO because the next day is church.

Like seriously is Monday to Friday DOING any different from Saturday DOING? World people, we must always find a way to twist things to suit our own personal desire.

I am not trying to be judgmental sha, I just wanted to share the picture of the two toothbrushes DOING it and tell you that these days everybody..sorry almost everybody do the DOING act.

INFO OF THE DAY: Rate of STDS
The rate of chlamydia among African-American men is more than 11 times that of white men. Additionally, African-Americans remain the group most heavily affected by gonorrhea. In 2004, the gonorrhea rate among blacks was 19 times the rate among whites.

Wait o! Does this mean that black people DO more than white people?

Any which way, if you must DO always try to DO safe/Play safe.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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Yansh Shoe

Take a look at this. What do you see? A pair of shoe with a yansh heel.

Girls, Onana-kí-dié-mu? Which style be this again?

Fashion plus yanga nor go kill us girls. Na our life be that. So many funny names in the female fashion industry. Two of the ones wen just reign recently are;
1) Heeless shoe a.k.a Lady Gaga shoe/Devil Shoe
2) Visible parting for weavons a.k.a Azonto parting.

I wonder who dey name all this things sef with the kain funny names when person dey hear. Anyway since I never see this shoe before or hear anybody talk about am, Me, Omote WAG have taken it upon myself to name this shoe 'The Yansh Shoe'.

The shoe is quite cute o! but it isn't something I would crave to have in my wardrobe.

So ladies wen sabi fashion die, keep your eyes open to see whether this yansh shoe would be a trending item.

INFO OF THE DAY: Origin Of Heels In Shoes.
Heels are said to have originated from the Middle East where heels were added to shoes to lift the foot from the burning sand.

Hmmm...history! That one na in the olden days o! Heels are now added to shoes not just to assist some girls who suffer from shortness deficiency but also to give ladies a nice look and good stepping.

N.B: Girls I beg you in the name of God. Wear the heel you can walk in. If its 4" you can walk in wear that one. Nor go do wetin pass you, come wear 8" dey waka like who wan break leg or dey hold another person to support you like say you be cripple.

I know 'looking good is good business' but looking good in the right way is important. If an 8" shoe looks good on you but you can't walk in it, please jejely settle for a lower heel.

GUYS, if you love a lady on high heels and your girlfriend can't wear heels, buy her a CAR. So that she can drive with bathroom slippers to the event gate and sharpadly change to the heels then manage to walk the short distance.

Lol, I am indeed back with my kolo, skoi-skoi, yama-yama, yenge-yenge, gbogbonye, everything goes blog post.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Info source: The Internet.

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Back With 'One Thing'

I am sorry!!! for my long absence from blogville. I was fighting a battle against change in life. The whole relocation and adaptation to the ABJ life nor easy. Getting to learn the roads, in order to prevent the loss-ing abi missing of WAG. I gats learn the road fast fast so that I nor go find myself for one aboki village before dey use me take do kilishi, lol.

Anyway, I am back now. Its been a while sha. So am not just back back, I am back with one of the latest lyrics/saying. It's called 'One Thing'.

Ok down to the explanation of 'One Thing'. One thing can be defined as the one response or reply given by a boyfriend/girlfriend to his/her spouse.

Most of us must have experienced it. If you haven't experienced it don't worry you might, especially if you have the type of boyfriend that chases after everything in skit.

My friend was giving me gist about how she called her boyfriend and he was answering coldly with just 'Yes, No, Ok'. She actually said, "WAG, I knew he was with another girl. He was doing me One thing".

Naim I ask, "abeg which one be one thing again?". She na replied that it is his one word response to anything she said.

I laugh tire. I said "shoo, na one thing dem dey call am now?"
Normally me and my friends just talk about this kind of situation as a one response situation but now my friend don rephrase am to 'One Thing'.

So if your bf/gf is giving you the 'K, Ok, Yes, No' response, he/she is doing you 'One Thing'. Hahahahahaha

INFO OF THE DAY: Days Without Blogging.
It's exactly 19days since my last post. That is 2wks and 5days. I did my last post on the 23rd of march 2013.

I am sorry guys for disappearing since but na still on the hustle matter.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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Did You Miss Me?

Who missed me? Please tell me you guys missed me and missed my post. I didn't blog in the last two days due to some circumstances beyond my control.

There is a reason for everything, that's what people say. So due to the fact that I couldn't blog for two days, I decided to convert the circumstances beyond my control to an experiment.

The experiment was this? People have asked me times without number whether dey born me with blog? If I can survive without my blog? Is blogging in my blood stream?

As you can see I never kpeme(die) but I knew somewhere deep down in the bottomest bottom of myself, that those days weren't totally complete because I didn't have a post.

Omo my people the matter too many for me to start to dey put the tory. The random thoughts when I store for my brain for this past two days be say 'everything actually happens for a reason', 'life na just experiment of self discovery' and 'you can never tell what the future holds'

Once again, if you love me,WAG and you love my blog, subscribe to my blog via email so as not to miss any post.
I'm talking this one again because this days am having some skoi-skoi irregularity, my brain dey touch. It's best you subscribe o, so that whenever I decide to post you would see it.

INFO OF THE DAY: How To Subscribe To Post Via PC And Mobile View
If you are using a PC/web view, you can subscribe via email by typing your email address in the email box by the right hand side of the blog.

And if you are using a mobile version, you can subscribe by scrolling down to the comment box and clicking on subscribe to post by atom.

Thanks darlings and I missed you guys :)

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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Boyfriend Blabber

It's been a while since I meet a boyfriend blabber. What do I mean by boyfriend blabber? I mean those ladies that don't discuss anything apart from their boyfriends. All they do is blab about their boyfriends. You can stay with them for 20hours and everything you hear is my boyfriend this, my boyfriend that.

No this isn't a negative post about boyfriends. I'm not complaining about boyfriends o!
I know say love dey sweet and can catch person like kain-kain(hot drink) but please be sensible when talking about your spouse. Not that every question you are asked, you answer with your boyfriend.

My conversation with boyfriend blabber;
Me: This place is hot.
Boyfriend Blabber: My boyfriend got me an air conditional because of the heat in Abuja.

We gisted for a while and I was like,
There has been a lot of complains about the Presidential pardon given to Diepreye Alamieyeseigha.
Boyfriend Blabber: Hmmm....my boyfriend said the same thing o. I remembered that morning he came to my house to drop the......from there we na left for.....

See here, the gist has diverted from Alamieyeseigha to a recap of activities with the boyfriend.

Everything was linked back to her boyfriend and I was like no need, this one na really boyfriend blabber. I practically know everything now about her boyfriend from the short time we gisted.

INFO OF THE DAY: Diepreye Alamieyeseigha's Presidential Pardon
On 12 March 2013, former Bayelsa State governonr, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha was pardoned by President Goodluck Jonathan, but his pardoning was criticised by many.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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I'm So Inspired

I won't lie, it hasn't been easy to blog for a while. When I get home, I'm so tired and I just wan use my back take touch the bed and crash (sleep).

Today wasn't any different from the other days of me being tired but I just saw a mail that inspired me.

It was sent by a WAG reader. He had actually sent a mail earlier which I replied and today I just saw his response to my reply and it inspired me. The WAG reader goes by the name C.O

So how the whole mail matter take happen.

My inbox;
C.O : I must say I am so proud and elated with your efforts of keeping the blogging spirit alive, it will always be a never say die philosophy.
Let it fly...
Kudos.

Me : Thanks a lot, I appreciate your mail. Sorry that my reply is coming late, I have been really so busy, I would try and continue to keep the flag flying

C.O : Pls do for a whole lot of us are counting on ur efforts.

This mail has inspired me. Sometimes people ask why I blog continuously. I do it because it's fun and a hobby for me and I know that whatever I writer, whether good or yamayama(bad), there are still people out there who read and look forward to reading.

To you all I say thanks.

INFO OF THE DAY: Email Encryption
Email encryption refers to encryption, and often authentication, of email messages, which can be done in order to protect the content from being read by unintended recipients.

God was too much when he made humans with intelligent brain. As some people found a way to hack into other people's privacy, he enabled others find a way to encrypt mails for protection.

Stay Sharp
Warri Girl.

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Monday The Reminder

Today is another day where I express how much I don't like Mondays. Monday just brings to mind serious struggle and hustle to make up for the relaxation during the weekend.

Kai! The weekend is never enough. Why is Sunday so far from Monday and Monday so close to Sunday? Because Monday is the day that reminds us that there is no food for lazy man. Who nor work nor go chop.

So I did some hustling today now I need to rest and prepare for tomorrow's hustle.

INFO OF THE DAY: Lateness On Monday
According to Odd stuff magazine, 50% of employees are late to work on monday.

There is a saying which says, 'its better late than never'. Nor matter how the weekend sweet reach, people go still try manage go work even if they go late. In order to avoid constant taking of garri flakes (soaking garri) to quench hunger.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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Who Is The Bride?

Please can someone tell me who the bride is. I saw this picture and I was confused.

Initially, a thought ran through my mind that maybe the lady on braids was the bride, and the other lady on short weavon was the one who made the book, then I looked at the bottom and saw courtesy the couple.

So which of the ladies is the bride? Abi is it one groom with two brides?

INFO OF THE DAY: Number One Top Wedding Destination in the World

Las Vegas is the top wedding destination in the world with over 100,000 weddings a year, followed by Hawaii at 25,000 weddings a year.

100,000 wedding a year! Americans dey really marry fast sha. You would see couples who married just after some few days of meeting each other. Whereas in 9ja one boy go date girl for 9years still dey talk say he doesn't know if she is the right one. How long would it take you to know? A century? *eyesrolling*

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: Random Fact

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Local Government Elections, Curfew And Wedding

Due to the Local Government elections which were conducted today, 16th March 2013, curfew was placed in Abuja city from Friday 12midnight to Saturday 5pm.

No movement at all at all. I sleep, I wake up, I sleep again I wake up. That was just the order of my day, and thanks to PHCN they made it more boring for not giving us light. Today of all days, when dey ask people make dem sit down house naim we suppose get 24hours light, so that person nor go feel like prisoner inside house.

My complain is even small compared to that of one of my friends, who came for a wedding only to be told that there wasn't going to be movement. The wedding was then shifted from morning to 5pm in the evening and reception by 8pm.

In short the reception may still be going on. I hope the couple get a good turnover of guests. Anyway this is Abuja, people move at all hours of the day. If na for some other places, fear nor go make guests go for 8pm wedding o, make dey nor go thief their cars.

I am happy for the couple. Plus election, minus election, they were still joined together as husband and wife.

INFO OF THE DAY: Local Government Councils in Federal Capital Territory
The capital city of Nigeria, Abuja is currently made up of six local councils, comprising the Abuja Municipal Area Council(AMAC), Kuje, Abaji, Bwari, Gwagwalada and Kwali.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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People Affected By 'My Oga At The Top'

Over the last 24-48 hours, 'my oga at the top' has been trending. Its really fun to see many things coming out from it.

Not only were t-shirts made, an #myogaatthetop twitter group was created, a 'my oga at the top' facebook page was also created. Then there were different songs released for 'my oga at the top'. They are all hilarious but the most shocking of the all is that someone has purchased the domain name of 'my oga at the top'.

The site isn't fully operational now but the domain name www.myogaatthetop.com has been bought and taken.

There are two people who have been affected by this 'my oga at the top' trend.

In first place we have AKPOS. You all know how akpos don suffer for curse and joke matter. Now AKPOS can breath because 'my oga at the top' has taken the spotlight.

The 2nd is Mr. Obafaiye Shem, the Lagos State Commandant of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC) who got nationwide fame by yaning gbagaun(speaking wrongly) on TV.

Ha! Na wa o! How this man take reach the position of State Commandant?
There was a time I heard someone say that one senator abi house of rep member couldn't sing the national anthem. This goes to show the type of people in power.

INFO OF THE DAY: Correct Website of NSCDC
The website address of NSCDC is not ww.nscdc - it is www.nscdc.gov.ng

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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